What’s your Favorite Mondegreen?

So what’s your favorite mondegreen? According to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary it is

“a word or phrase that results from a mishearing of something said or sung”

Do you have a friend who never quite gets the song lyrics right?

A few more examples:

The ants are my friends = the answer my friend/is blowin’ in the wind
Bob Dylan, “Blowin’ in the Wind”

There’s a bathroom on the right = there’s a bad moon on the rise
Credence Clearwater Revival, “Bad Moon Rising”

The Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary folk are collecting mondegreens. You can submit them through July 25 and they will share the best of them beginning on July 28.

Submit Your Mondegreen

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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
H. L. Mencken, A Mencken Chrestomathy (1949)
US editor (1880 – 1956)
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