{"id":580,"date":"2006-12-13T19:54:36","date_gmt":"2006-12-13T23:54:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/?p=580"},"modified":"2007-06-27T09:37:31","modified_gmt":"2007-06-27T13:37:31","slug":"spam-spam-spam-spam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/13\/spam-spam-spam-spam\/","title":{"rendered":"Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\" width=\"65%\" cellPadding=\"5\">\n<tr>\n<td vAlign=\"top\">Man:<\/td>\n<td>You sit here, dear.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td vAlign=\"top\">Wife:\u00c2\u00a0<\/td>\n<td>All right.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td vAlign=\"top\">Man:<\/td>\n<td>Morning!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td vAlign=\"top\">Waitress:<\/td>\n<td>Morning!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td vAlign=\"top\">Man:<\/td>\n<td>Well, what&#8217;ve you got?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td vAlign=\"top\">Waitress:<\/td>\n<td>Well, there&#8217;s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td vAlign=\"top\">Vikings:<\/td>\n<td>Spam spam spam spam&#8230;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td vAlign=\"top\">Waitress:<\/td>\n<td>&#8230;spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam&#8230;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td vAlign=\"top\">Vikings:<\/td>\n<td>Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>With apologies to Monty Python, I have just deleted the 3,025th spam comment to the blog.\u00c2\u00a0 Fortunately, I used a Word-Press Plugin Askimet which pre-screens comments to the blog.\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I could only hope to receive 10% of that number in real comments.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man: You sit here, dear. Wife:\u00c2\u00a0 All right. Man: Morning! Waitress: Morning! Man: Well, what&#8217;ve you got? Waitress: Well, there&#8217;s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[54],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","wpcat-54-id"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pe0C4-9m","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=580"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=580"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}