{"id":5603,"date":"2009-12-17T16:32:10","date_gmt":"2009-12-17T21:32:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/?p=5603"},"modified":"2009-12-18T09:35:45","modified_gmt":"2009-12-18T14:35:45","slug":"you-dont-want-to-be-on-the-naughty-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/17\/you-dont-want-to-be-on-the-naughty-list\/","title":{"rendered":"You Don&#8217;t Want to Be on the Naughty List"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jack Bauer&#8217;s been busy trying to crack a mysterious white-bearded terrorist in a red suit.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Jack Bauer Interrogates Santa Claus\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tp19qiash2U?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Hat Tip:\u00c2\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/scifiwire.com\/\" target=\"_self\">SciFi Wire<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<dl>\n<dt>As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.<\/dt>\n<dd><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.quotationspage.com\/quotes\/George_Carlin\/\">George Carlin<\/a><\/strong><br \/>\n<em>US comedian and actor  (1937 &#8211; 2008)<\/em><\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/blockquote>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jack Bauer&#8217;s been busy trying to crack a mysterious white-bearded terrorist in a red suit. Hat Tip:\u00c2\u00a0 SciFi Wire &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything. George Carlin US comedian and actor (1937 &#8211; 2008)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[54],"tags":[91],"series":[],"class_list":["post-5603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","tag-sf","wpcat-54-id"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pe0C4-1sn","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5603"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5605,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5603\/revisions\/5605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5603"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=5603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}