{"id":373,"date":"2006-07-27T21:47:25","date_gmt":"2006-07-28T01:47:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/?p=373"},"modified":"2006-07-31T21:21:05","modified_gmt":"2006-08-01T01:21:05","slug":"top-ten-ways-to-tell-your-are-a-patch-collector-gone-wild","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/27\/top-ten-ways-to-tell-your-are-a-patch-collector-gone-wild\/","title":{"rendered":"Top Ten Ways to tell your are a Patch Collector (Gone Wild)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bob McCanless has a Top Ten List on his <a href=\"http:\/\/patchblanket.blogspot.com\/\">blog<\/a> of the Top Ten Ways to tell if your a patch collector.  He is inviting everyone to add their ways to the list too.<\/p>\n<p>10. If you&#8217;ve ever postponed paying a utility bill, in order to acquire a patch!<\/p>\n<p>9. If you&#8217;ve ever watered down milk or baby food, in order to cover for a patch&#8217;s expense!<\/p>\n<p>8. If you&#8217;ve ever traded a gun, compound bow, or ammunition, <strong>for<\/strong> a patch!<\/p>\n<p>7. If you&#8217;ve ever played a pickup game of (INSERT FAVORITE SPORT), and instead of &#8216;shirts &#038; skins,&#8217; you want to be, &#8217;twills &#038; solids.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>See the rest <a href=\"http:\/\/patchblanket.blogspot.com\/2006\/07\/you-might-be-patch-collector-if-d.html\">here<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bob McCanless has a Top Ten List on his blog of the Top Ten Ways to tell if your a patch collector. He is inviting everyone to add their ways to the list too. 10. If you&#8217;ve ever postponed paying a utility bill, in order to acquire a patch! 9. If you&#8217;ve ever watered down&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-scouting-blogs","wpcat-27-id"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pe0C4-61","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=373"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}