{"id":2508,"date":"2008-11-05T08:51:10","date_gmt":"2008-11-05T12:51:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/?p=2508"},"modified":"2008-11-04T11:54:26","modified_gmt":"2008-11-04T15:54:26","slug":"the-gods-of-the-copybook-headings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/05\/the-gods-of-the-copybook-headings\/","title":{"rendered":"The Gods of the Copybook Headings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rudyard Kipling while not politically correct in modern times, still had some interesting things to say.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>The Gods of the Copybook Headings<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt;\"><span lang=\"en-us\">As I pass through my incarnations in every age and race,<br \/>\nI make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place.<br \/>\nPeering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,<br \/>\nAnd the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt;\"><span lang=\"en-us\"><br \/>\nAs it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man\u00e2\u20ac\u201d<br \/>\nThere are only four things certain since Social Progress began:\u00e2\u20ac\u201d<br \/>\nThat the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,<br \/>\nAnd the burnt Fool&#8217;s bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;<\/span><\/div>\n<p>And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins<br \/>\nWhen all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,<br \/>\nAs surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,<br \/>\nThe Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn<br \/>\nThat Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:<br \/>\nBut we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,<br \/>\nSo we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.<\/p>\n<p>We moved as the Spirit listed. <em>They <\/em>never altered their pace,<br \/>\nBeing neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market Place;<br \/>\nBut they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come<br \/>\nThat a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.<\/p>\n<p>With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch,<br \/>\nThey denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch;<br \/>\nThey denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings;<br \/>\nSo we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.<\/p>\n<p>When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.<br \/>\nThey swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.<br \/>\nBut when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,<br \/>\nAnd the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: &#8220;<em>Stick to the Devil you know.<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life<br \/>\n(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)<br \/>\nTill our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,<br \/>\nAnd the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: &#8220;<em>The Wages of Sin is Death<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,<br \/>\nBy robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;<br \/>\nBut, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,<br \/>\nAnd the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: &#8220;<em>If you don&#8217;t work you die<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew<br \/>\nAnd the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true<br \/>\nThat All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four\u00e2\u20ac\u201d<br \/>\nAnd the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rudyard Kipling while not politically correct in modern times, still had some interesting things to say. The Gods of the Copybook Headings As I pass through my incarnations in every age and race, I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place. Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[75],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-2508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politically-incorrect","wpcat-75-id"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pe0C4-Es","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2508"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2508\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2509,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2508\/revisions\/2509"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2508"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=2508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}