{"id":1813,"date":"2008-07-07T20:14:14","date_gmt":"2008-07-08T00:14:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/?p=1813"},"modified":"2008-07-07T20:15:48","modified_gmt":"2008-07-08T00:15:48","slug":"never-play-golf-with-the-dark-lord","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/07\/never-play-golf-with-the-dark-lord\/","title":{"rendered":"Never Play Golf With the Dark Lord"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just goes to show that you should never play golf with a Dark Lord of the Sith.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"375\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/81fwEmP2CKY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Hat Tip: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfsignal.com\/\">SF Signal<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<div>&#8220;<strong>Let the American youth never forget, that they possess a noble inheritance, bought by the toils, and sufferings, and blood of their ancestors.<\/strong>&#8221; &#8212;Joseph Story<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just goes to show that you should never play golf with a Dark Lord of the Sith. Hat Tip: SF Signal &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; &#8220;Let the American youth never forget, that they possess a noble inheritance, bought by the toils, and sufferings, and blood of their ancestors.&#8221; &#8212;Joseph Story<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-1813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-science-fictionfantasy","wpcat-78-id"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pe0C4-tf","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1813"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1813\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1813"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nyoatrader.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=1813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}