| Man: | You sit here, dear. |
| Wife:Â | All right. |
| Man: | Morning! |
| Waitress: | Morning! |
| Man: | Well, what’ve you got? |
| Waitress: | Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; |
| Vikings: | Spam spam spam spam… |
| Waitress: | …spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam… |
| Vikings: | Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! |
With apologies to Monty Python, I have just deleted the 3,025th spam comment to the blog. Fortunately, I used a Word-Press Plugin Askimet which pre-screens comments to the blog. Â
I could only hope to receive 10% of that number in real comments.
